A mushroom stamp

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When a guy whacks his peen against another guy's head so hard it leaves a fleshy cap on their face like a giant fungi.

My cousin did this to my uncle at the bar and now he has a mushroom on his forehead for a week.

At the football game, a guy hit another guy so hard he looked like he had a toad on his face.

My brother did this to his friend and now he can't wear a hat without people laughing.

When a guy uses his junk like a hammer and hits someone's face with it.

My dad did this to my mom and she still has a red mark on her face.

At the mall, a guy hit a kid with his cock and it looked like a punchline.

My friend did this to his teacher and she got a mushroom on her face.

When a guy squishes his dong on someone's face like he's trying to flatten a pancake.

My neighbor did this to his dog and now the dog looks confused.

At the gym, a guy did this to a kid and he had a pink face.

My cousin did this to his friend and it looked like a facepalm.

When a guy throws his junk at someone's face like it's a pizza throw.

My dad did this to my uncle and he had a mushroom on his face for a week.

At the park, a guy hit another guy with his cock and it looked like a slapstick scene.

My brother did this to his friend and it looked like a comedy sketch.

When you whack someone with your junk and make a giant red mark on their face like a stamp.

My uncle did this to my cousin and it looked like a facepalm.

At the party, a guy hit another guy with his cock and it looked like a slap.

My brother did this to his friend and he had a red face like a tomato.

When a guy hits a girl in the face with his junk because he’s mad and wants to leave a mark.

My dad did this to my mom and she had a red face like a tomato.

At the school, a guy hit a girl with his cock and it looked like a slap.

My brother did this to his sister and she had a red face for a week.

After pooping in a girl, a guy takes his smelly peen and whacks her face with it like it's a final slap.

My dad did this to my mom after they had sex and she had a red face.

At the party, a guy pooped in a girl and then hit her face with his junk.

My brother did this to his sister and she had a red face and a smelly face.