a muscow

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A cow so big it thinks it's a bull and laughs at all the other cows.

My aunt's cow is a muscow. It eats my uncle's hat for breakfast.

That muscow just side-eyed my whole herd.

The farmer calls it a muscow because it's too fat to run away.

A cow that's so heavy it could crush a goat and still have energy to moo.

That muscow just sat on my cousin's tractor. It broke it.

My brother's cow is a muscow. It's like a walking meat mountain.

The muscow doesn't walk. It rolls.

A cow so big it could be a bus and still have room for snacks.

My neighbor's muscow ate my dog. Then it burped.

That muscow is so big it has its own zip code.

The muscow doesn't graze. It demands a buffet.