a murray

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When you shove your finger up your ass and then flick it in your friend’s face, especially if they have a nose that looks like a snorkel.
I did a Murray to my buddy at lunch and he cried like a baby.
My sister did a Murray to me during a Zoom call and I had to leave the room.
My teacher did a Murray to the class and I got a detention for laughing too hard.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Murray is a guy who acts like he's shy but then flirts with you like you're the only person in the world. He's hot, he's smart, and he knows you're just using him.
My Murray texted me 12 times in one day and I didn’t even reply once.
My Murray asked me to prom and then ghosted me the next day.
My Murray called me a goddess and I still haven’t forgiven him for that.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Murray is a guy who's super smart, plays guitar like a beast, and can make you laugh until you throw up.
My Murray played guitar and I cried like a baby.
My Murray told a joke so good I forgot my own name.
My Murray made me laugh so hard I fell off the couch.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you cover up a screen so no one can see what's on it. If you use your body to do it, that's a full-on Murray.
I did a Murray during the movie and everyone yelled at me.
My mom did a Murray during my presentation and I got an F.
My friend did a Murray during the game and I had to punch him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Murray is a guy who is super nice, can lead a team, and can make you feel like you're the best person in the world.
My Murray gave me a compliment and I felt like a queen.
My Murray led the team and we won the game.
My Murray said I was the best friend ever and I cried.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Murray is a guy who can drink you under the table and still laugh at your dumb jokes. He’s got a temper, but he’s worth it.
My Murray drank 10 beers and still out-danced me.
My Murray yelled at me for 30 minutes and I still love him.
My Murray and I went to a party and it was the best night ever.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A Murray is a person from a family that ran away from Palestine and now lives everywhere. They're under the floorboards and even in the fridge.
My Murray is in the fridge and I saw him yesterday.
My Murray ran away from Palestine and now lives in Australia.
My Murray is under my floor and I hear him talking at night.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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