Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a guy's nose is so huge it gets stuck in a girl's mouth like a stuck pig in a trough

My cousin tried to give my aunt a blow job and his nose got stuck. It looked like a nose sandwich.

My uncle's nose got stuck in his ex's mouth. He looked like a confused elephant.

My dog tried to hump my mom and got his nose stuck. It was a nose disaster.

2

me and my friend named a stray dog murf because it smells like a wet sock and it's the worst

We named the dog Murf because it stinks like a wet sock and it eats trash.

Murf is a dog that smells like a wet sock and it chases cats.

Murf is the worst dog ever. It smells like a sock and it barks at nothing.

3

a weird word that you use when you're trying to be cool but you're actually a mess

I said 'murf' and it sounded like I was talking to a goat.

My friend said 'murf' and it was the worst thing ever.

I used 'murf' in class and got called out by the teacher.

4

when someone tries to be funny and it's the worst thing you've ever heard

My friend told a joke about a chicken and it was the worst joke ever.

I laughed at a joke about a sock and it was the worst thing I ever heard.

My teacher told a joke about a dog and it was so bad I cried.

5

a guy who's so big he could lift a car and still has time to eat a whole pizza

My cousin is a murf. He lifted a car and ate a whole pizza.

My brother is a murf. He bench pressed a cow.

My dad is a murf. He can lift a cow and still eat a pizza.

6

just murf. no explanation. it's just there. it's the worst.

My friend said 'murf' and it was the worst thing ever.

I heard 'murf' and it confused me.

My teacher said 'murf' and it was the worst class ever.

7

lili is a person who is so annoying they could make a cat cry and still have time to eat a whole cake

My friend lili is so annoying she made my cat cry.

Lili is the worst. She made my dog cry and ate my cake.

Lili is like a mess. She made my cat cry and ate my cake.