a Munter

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A lady so ugly she makes your face want to punch hers. She smells like a trash can and looks like she slept in a sewer.
My aunt is a Munter. She eats pizza with her hands and wears the same shirt every day.
That girl in the corner is a Munter. She looks like she got hit by a garbage truck.
My friend’s ex is a Munter. She once tried to kiss him and he ran away crying.
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A woman so gross and dirty you’d rather eat a whole plate of spaghetti with your hands than look at her.
That Munter works at the bus stop. She smells like a dead rat.
My neighbor’s wife is a Munter. She wears the same clothes for a week.
That Munter once tried to flirt with my dad. He got a headache and left.
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A woman so ugly you’d take a bullet for the bullet instead of looking at her face.
That Munter in the class made me want to throw up.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Munter. She once tried to hug me and I ran out of the room.
That Munter at the bar looked like she came out of a trash can.
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A person so wasted they think they’re a superhero. Usually from taking too much drugs or alcohol.
My brother is a Munter after he drinks 10 beers.
That Munter at the party thought he could dance like a robot.
My friend’s Munter self shows up every Friday night and screams at the TV.
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A woman so ugly you'd need a stick to push her away. Like a stick made of dirt and shame.
That Munter in my class looked like she was covered in mud.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Munter. She once tried to kiss me and I ran away.
That Munter at the gym looked like a raccoon had a baby.
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A person so wasted they think they’re the president. Usually from too much partying and not enough sleep.
My dad is a Munter after he drinks 8 shots of whiskey.
That Munter at the bar thought he could fight a bear.
My friend’s Munter self shows up every Saturday and yells at the pizza.
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A girl so ugly she looks like a horror movie character. Her face could crash your phone.
That Munter in my class looked like a zombie.
My friend’s ex is a Munter. She once tried to text me and I threw my phone.
That Munter at the store looked like she came out of a haunted house.
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