a munster

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A Munster is a brainless person who only thinks about rugby and eats cheap beer and turnips. They only show up to games if their team is gonna win and the sun is out.
I saw a Munster at the game. He was wearing a tinfoil hat and thought he was a legend.
My cousin is a Munster. He eats turnips for breakfast and thinks Murphy’s is the best beer ever.
My teacher said I was a Munster because I failed math and only care about rugby.
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Munster is a stuck-up town full of old rich people who hate poor folks, Mexicans, and Black people. They throw out trash and build fancy houses to keep the poor out and make themselves even richer.
My friend moved to Munster and now he has a BMW and thinks he’s rich.
Munster is so rich they turned a landfill into a park just to show off.
My mom moved to Munster and now she’s rich and thinks she’s a queen.
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Munster is a silly place in Ireland where people act like they’re tough but are actually just bad at rugby and love to talk about it for years.
My uncle is from Munster. He thinks he’s the best at rugby and will tell you about it every day.
Munster lost a game and still act like they’re the best team ever.
My friend thinks Munster is the best place in the world because they beat the All Blacks once.
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To be Munstered is to be so drunk you can’t remember your own name or what you did the night before.
I was Munstered last night and woke up on the couch with no clothes on.
My brother got Munstered at the bar and tried to fight a cop.
My friend said he was Munstered and couldn’t remember his own dog’s name.
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Munster is a weird mix of cheap beer, vodka, and energy drink that will make you feel like you’re on fire and then throw you into the ocean.
I drank Munster and had to go to the bathroom five times.
My friend tried Munster and said it tasted like a dead rat.
I made Munster for my brother and he threw up on my mom.
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Munster is the best rugby team in Europe. They have legends like Paul O’Connell and Ronan O’Gara. They beat Leinster every time and don’t care if you hate them.
My cousin is a Munster fan and thinks they’re the best team in the world.
Munster beat Leinster and my friend got so excited he yelled at his teacher.
My brother says Munster is the best team ever and thinks Leinster is just a bunch of losers.
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Munster is the cutest, fattest cat in the world. It’s not like the cheese, which is just a bunch of sad people.
My cat is a Munster. It eats all my food and sits on my lap like it owns me.
I saw a Munster cat and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
My friend’s cat is a Munster and it’s so fat it can’t move.
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