A mumble fumble

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When someone is too scared to do it right and keeps saying sorry while trying to get the job done
'I’m sorry I’m bad at this,' he said while fumbling with his pants.
She kept saying 'I’m sorry' like it was a magic spell.
He was so nervous he mumbled 'I’m sorry' while trying to undo his zipper.
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A messy attempt at sex where one person is too scared to stop talking and keeps apologizing while trying to do the deed
'I’m sorry I’m not good at this,' he said as he fumbled around.
She was too scared to stop talking and kept saying 'I’m sorry.'
He mumbled 'I’m sorry' like it was going to fix everything.
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When someone is too scared to do it right and keeps saying sorry while trying to get the job done
He said 'I’m sorry' so much it sounded like a broken record.
She kept saying 'I’m sorry' while fumbling with her clothes.
He mumbled 'I’m sorry' while trying to figure out what to do next.
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A fumble where one person is too scared to stop talking and keeps saying sorry while trying to do the deed
He mumbled 'I’m sorry' while trying to get it right.
She kept apologizing like it was her job.
He said 'I’m sorry' so much it became part of the fumble.
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When someone is too scared to do it right and keeps saying sorry while trying to get the job done
He kept saying 'I’m sorry' like it was a charm.
She mumbled 'I’m sorry' while trying to figure out what to do.
He said 'I’m sorry' so much it felt like a curse.
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A fumble where one person is too scared to stop talking and keeps saying sorry while trying to do the deed
He kept saying 'I’m sorry' while trying to get it done.
She was too scared to stop talking and kept apologizing.
He mumbled 'I’m sorry' like it was the only thing he knew how to do.
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