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A Muhammad is a random Muslim guy with no name. People use it like a swear word when they're tired of hearing about Muslims. It's like saying 'Joe Schmoe' but for Muslims and it's kinda rude.
Yo, that Muhammad in class is the worst, man!
I don't know why they call him Muhammad. It's just a random name!
Man, that Muhammad is so annoying, I want to punch him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Muhammad is the last prophet, the best one, and he's got the whole Ummah behind him. He's like the king of the Muslims and he's got the best vibes.
Muhammad is the best prophet ever, no cap.
He's the king of the prophets, and that's not a lie.
If Muhammad were alive today, he'd be the most popular guy on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Muhammads are the sweetest, cutest, most loving boys on the planet. If you have a Muhammad as a friend, he'll tease you like a little brother. If he's your boyfriend, he'll treat you like a queen.
My Muhammad is the cutest guy ever!
If I had a Muhammad for a brother, I'd be the luckiest kid on Earth.
My Muhammad is like my best friend and my boyfriend all in one.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Muhammad is a guy who's always smiling and always has your back. He'll make you laugh when you're sad and he's the kind of guy who would take a bullet for you.
That Muhammad in my class is always making me laugh.
If my Muhammad was my friend, I'd die for him.
My Muhammad is like my personal cheerleader.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Muhammad has a huge, juicy, and amazing butt. You'd want to be his friend just to see it.
That Muhammad has the biggest butt in the school.
I bet Muhammad's butt is so big, it could hold a whole lake.
Man, that Muhammad's butt is so good, I'd follow him anywhere.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Peace be upon him. Muhammad was a cool guy who treated everyone right. He helped the poor, didn't hit women, and didn't like violence. He was also the first guy who loved animals.
Muhammad was like the original animal lover.
He didn't hit women and he didn't like violence.
Muhammad was the best guy ever, and he had good manners.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Muhammad was a guy from way back in the day. He was born in Mecca and died in Medina. Some people today ruined his reputation because they're too loud and annoying.
Muhammad was a guy from the past, not some modern clown.
He was born in Mecca and died in Medina. Some people today are not as cool as him.
If Muhammad were alive today, he would not be the annoying guy in the class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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