a Mrs. Marks

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the gay teacher who yells at you like you’re his ex and has a temper the size of a football field
He screamed at me for forgetting my homework, and I could hear him yelling in the hallway for 10 minutes.
He called me a ‘disgrace to the human race’ because I wore socks with sandals.
He threw a pencil at me and said, ‘This is the last time I’m seeing you, kid.’
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that old man who smells like old socks and makes your life a living hell
He sat next to me on the bus and told me his life story for 20 minutes straight.
He came to my house and said, ‘You need to be taught a lesson, boy.’
He tried to give me his old dog, and it stared at me like it wanted to kill me.
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the creepy old lady who follows you in movies and thinks she’s the main villain
She came out of the woods and said, ‘You’re going to die today, child.’
She had a laugh like a goat and a smile that looked like it was carved by a knife.
She followed me through the whole movie and tried to pull me into the forest with her.
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