A Mr Chow

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A Mr. Chow is a guy with a tiny wick that’s so small it looks like it’s hiding from the cops.

"Man, that guy’s dong is smaller than my sister’s allowance!", @hangover_hater

"I’d rather get a root canal than have sex with Mr. Chow.", @chow_hater2000

"He’s got a dong so small it’s like it’s on vacation.", @chow_killa

Mr. Chow is the guy who thinks he’s the king of Asia because he can wrestle presidents and chop his crotch like it’s a salad.

"He arm-wrestled Bruce Lee and Xi Jinping at the same time? Bro, that’s like being a superhero with a side of noodles.", @chow_arm_wrestle

"He’s got more swagger than a McDonald’s employee on a coffee break.", @chow_legend

"He’s the reason Asians have a reputation for being cocky.", @chow_crazy"

A Mr. Chow is a fat old woman who screams like a bus and thinks Nick Fung is the love of her life.

"She yells like a bus and thinks Nick Fung is her soulmate. Classic.", @la_salle_sucks

"Her face looks like it’s been hit by a chicken.", @chow_mug

"She’s the reason Hong Kong has a loud population.", @chow_voice"

A Mr. Chow is a fancy restaurant where rich people go to eat expensive food and pretend they’re not just trying to impress each other.

"I went to Mr. Chow and spent more than my mom’s paycheck.", @rich_people_suck

"It’s like a Chinese food version of a luxury car commercial.", @chow_rich

"They serve food so good, even celebrities come just to look cool.", @chow_celeb"

A Mr. Chow is a guy so small down there, he could fit in a sock and still be embarrassed.

"He’s got a dong smaller than my lunch break.", @chow_small

"He’s like a fruit fly with a tiny ego.", @chow_fly

"He’s the reason guys don’t want to be called Mr. Chow.", @chow_ego"