A Mouse

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That smug, grinning face from Disney who thinks he’s the boss of everything. He ruined Star Wars, which was just a fancy space soap opera, and now he’s turning everything else into a mess too. He fires actors when they grow up and mess up, then they end up in the hospital and post nudes online.
I swear that Disney mouse is trying to take over my life.
That mouse ruined my childhood and now my adult life.
He’s like the boss of everything, and he’s gonna get you too.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A sneaky little bastard that hides in your food cabinet like it’s his own personal toilet. You find him when you open a big box of Lucky Charms, and he’s there, pissing all over your favorite cereal. You get so mad, you stay up all night with a shotgun waiting for him.
That mouse is the worst. I found him in my cereal box.
He’s like a little kid who doesn’t know how to use the bathroom.
I stayed up all night with a shotgun because of that little rat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Some giant alien god that lives in another dimension and makes us do all the work. It’s the reason we have to live on this planet instead of some fancy alien paradise.
That mouse is a god from another dimension.
He’s the reason I’m stuck on Earth.
Aliens are real, and they’re running the show.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a rodent messes with your food or eats it. You’re left with nothing but crumbs and regret.
My cereal got eaten by a mouse. I was so mad.
I found crumbs everywhere. That mouse is a menace.
I had to eat cereal for a week because that mouse destroyed my box.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A hairy little bastard that lives in the walls and laughs at you while you take a dump. He’s probably watching you and thinking you’re a fag.
That mouse lives in the wall and laughs at me.
I hear him in the wall when I’m taking a dump.
He thinks I’m a fag and he’s got a laugh for it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy stamps his partner with a Mickey Mouse stamp like he’s trying to turn her into a cartoon. He’s got a plan and it’s not pretty.
My guy stamped me with a Mickey Mouse stamp. I was confused.
He used a stamp on me and I looked like a cartoon.
He’s got a plan and it’s not working.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a group of kids or teens pull a prank. It’s like they’re trying to turn your life into a joke.
My friends pulled a prank on me. It was hilarious.
That group of kids is always messing with me.
They’re like the mouse of pranks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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