A Moseychuck

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When you mess up so bad it feels like your brain turned into a bag of crap.

I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire. Classic Moseychuck.

He chose to wear socks with sandals in the middle of a snowstorm. What the hell?

She decided to text her ex a 10-page essay about why he was the love of her life. Then she blocked him.

Doing something so stupid it makes your brain want to quit.

He tried to fix the toilet by throwing a football into it. Now the toilet's broken and he's confused.

She drove her car into a lake because she thought it was a parking lot. That's a Moseychuck.

He texted his mom 'I love you' in all caps and then called her a fat cow. That's a Moseychuck.

When you make a choice so dumb it’s like your brain took a nap in a garbage can.

He picked a chicken to be his best friend and started talking to it like it was a philosopher.

She wore her pajamas to work and brought a banana for lunch. No one asked why.

He spent $500 on a taser because he thought it was a superpower.

Making a decision so idiotic it makes your brain want to scream and run away.

He tried to fight a robot with a banana. That’s a Moseychuck.

She decided to text her crush 'u r the bset' and then cried for an hour.

He tried to sing in the shower and woke up the whole neighborhood.

When you do something so dumb it makes your brain think it was kidnapped.

He tried to explain the meaning of life to a dog and got bit.

She wore her hat inside out and thought it was a fashion statement.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and got stuck.