Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a hoe is so messy and hot you can't look away

My girl got a mop on me yesterday, I was drooling like a dog.

That chick at the club had a mop so good I almost stole her phone.

Mop day at the gym, I was the only one who didn't pass out.

2

When your big scotty is so smooth he’s got bitches begging for mercy

That scotty had a mop so good I wanted to cry.

My boy was piping down a hoe like she was his last meal.

Big scotty in the front row, I was shook.

3

When you sneak stuff out of stores like a thief in the night

I did a mop at the store and got caught, jail time for me.

She mop-ed a whole cart full of snacks and nobody noticed.

That kid did a mop so fast, the cashier didn't even blink.

4

A gun that lets you blast bitches like they owe you money

He pulled out his mop and started blasting bitches like it was a Friday night.

That mop had a 50-round magazine, I was scared.

She had a mop and a smile, I knew I was dead.

5

When the food is so good you want to marry it

That plate of pizza was a mop, I ate it like it was my last meal.

That burger was so good, I thought I was in heaven.

That aloha plate was a mop, I wanted to give it a PhD.

6

A momfucker who can't even do basic stuff right

That mop was so bad, he couldn't even tie his shoes.

My mop was so poor, he couldn't even steal from the store.

That mop was so poor, he got fired from the mop job.

7

When you steal like a thief from the 80s ballroom scene

That mop was from the 80s, I could feel the vibes.

He did a mop like it was a ballroom competition.

That mop was so old-school, it had a DJ.