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a giant fanny shaped thing with a mushroom on top that everyone calls ashley
my mom brought one to the picnic and everyone laughed at it
he tried to eat it and it fell on his head
they put it on a pedestal like it was a statue
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a butt looking thing with a mushroom cap that people call ashley for some weird reason
she brought it to the party and no one talked to her
it was so ugly it made the dog cry
they tried to put it in the fridge and it didn’t fit
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a big pear shaped mess with a mushroom on top that people named ashley because they’re all stupid
he said it was his favorite thing ever and it’s not even real
they tried to use it as a hat and it fell off
it was so bad it got banned from the school
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