a monk's circle

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A gross habit where a bunch of dudes sit in a circle and jerk off one another in rapid fire. Usually involves a big glob of butter or some other slimy stuff.
My uncle’s circle is so loud, the neighbors think there’s a war in the church.
I tried monk’s circle once and now I can’t look at butter without getting a hard-on.
My buddy’s circle is so bad, he had to leave the room after the third round.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a group of guys sit in a circle and take turns giving each other a hand job. They usually use something gooey like butter or lard to make it extra messy.
The monks’ circle was so loud, the priest had to come in and shut them up.
I joined a circle and now I have lard in my hair.
My brother’s circle is so bad, he got kicked out of the monastery.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A group of men who sit in a circle and take turns giving each other a hand job. They usually use a lot of butter or some other sticky stuff to make it extra gross.
I saw the circle in the church and now I can’t eat butter without thinking about it.
My friend tried to join the circle and now he’s covered in lard.
The circle was so bad, the bishop had to step in.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A bunch of guys sitting in a circle taking turns giving each other a hand job. They usually use a big glob of butter or something else slimy to make it extra messy.
The circle got so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.
I tried monk’s circle and now I can’t look at butter without getting a hard-on.
My dad’s circle is so bad, he got kicked out of the church.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A group of guys who sit in a circle and take turns giving each other a hand job. They usually use a big chunk of butter or something else slimy to make it extra gross.
I joined the circle and now I can’t eat butter without thinking about it.
My cousin’s circle was so bad, the priest had to shut them up.
The circle was so messy, the floor was covered in butter.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A habit where a group of guys sit in a circle and take turns giving each other a hand job. They usually use a lot of butter or something else messy to make it extra gross.
I tried the circle and now I have butter in my hair.
My brother’s circle was so loud, the neighbors came to investigate.
The circle got so messy, the floor looked like a butter lake.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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