a moment of divine self reflection

I was eating pizza and suddenly realized I was a failure.

My mom called me and I hung up mid-sentence.

I stared at my reflection and screamed into the mirror.

I was playing video games and suddenly felt like a loser.

My dad asked me how I was and I said 'I don't know, I'm a mess.'

I looked in the mirror and thought, 'This is not me.'

I was eating cereal and suddenly thought I was a disaster.

I texted my best friend and said, 'I hate my life.'

I looked at my reflection and said, 'This is not who I am.'