A moises

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A moises is someone who looks like a discount version of a celebrity but has a personality so loud it makes everyone else shut up.

Yo, I look like a used sock but my charm is fire

My face is a mess but my personality is a party

I’m not hot, but I’m hot enough to make you forget I’m not hot

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moises is a hispanic guy who can dance like a flamingo, dress like a billionaire, and cry like a baby when someone insults him.

I wear suits to the grocery store and cry when people say I’m a disgrace

I’m a walking art show, but I get emotional over small things

I’m popular with the ladies, but the guys think I’m a joke

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moises is a shy person who talks too much when they’re nervous, has a secret that smells like regret, and would rather be hugged than be left alone.

I’m quiet but when I speak, I spill my secrets like a broken faucet

I’m a wallflower with a secret and a heart full of loneliness

I don’t like attention but I hate being ignored

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moises is a guy who’s kind enough to give you advice, smart enough to know your business, and will fight for you if you don’t watch out.

He’s the friend who’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts

He’ll beat up your enemy but he’ll also comfort you when you cry

He’s the kind of guy who’ll take care of you and steal your girl

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moises is a snack so big and soft, it makes you want to eat it like it’s a comfort blanket, and it tastes like a milkshake that’s been dipped in happiness.

This moises is so big, I could live in it

I eat it like it’s my last meal

It’s soft, it’s sweet, and it’s basically a hug for my mouth

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moises is someone you can trust with your deepest secrets, and he’ll never tell anyone else, unless he’s mad at you.

He’s the guy you tell your life story to

He’ll comfort you like you’re his baby

He’s the kind of guy who’ll fight for you but also get mad when you betray him

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A moises is a guy who’s cute, fun, and has a wardrobe so big it could be its own country, but he still cries when people make fun of him.

I wear fancy clothes to the park and cry when people laugh at me

I’m popular with the girls, but the guys think I’m a joke

I’m a walking fashion show with a heart full of drama

by Slangipedia 15d ago