a moffat

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A giant, f***ing troll who sits on a throne of misery and makes everyone cry while screaming at the top of his lungs. He’s the reason your favorite characters get killed off like it’s a regular Tuesday.
@Sherlock_Fan99: I’m gonna murder Moffat in his sleep.
DM to Moffat: You’re a f***ing lunatic.
Text from my brother: Why is Moffat still alive?
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A single, cursed word that makes your heart drop and your soul scream. It’s the reason you can’t sleep and your coffee tastes like regret.
Text from my mom: Why does Moffat hate me?
Post on Reddit: Moffat is the devil.
Message to Moffat: I will burn your house down.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A thing that makes all Whovians want to punch the sky, but they still love it because it’s f***ing brilliant.
Tweet: Moffat is the best, even though he hates me.
DM to Moffat: You’re a genius, but I hate you.
Text from my friend: I love Moffat, but I also want to die.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who writes like a f***ing god and makes your favorite characters suffer for hours. He’s the reason you cry in the bath at 2 a. m.
Post: Moffat is the devil, and I believe it.
Message: Moffat, you’ve ruined my life.
Tweet: Moffat is a god, and I’m a sinner.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To moffat is to fall off a cliff, or maybe a building, or maybe your own soul. It’s a f***ing disaster and you’ll never recover.
Text from my brother: Moffat fell off a building, and I’m mad about it.
Message: I moffated my soul and it was glorious.
Post: Moffat moffated me, and I like it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Moffating is when you kill a character, leave everyone hanging, and then disappear for a year. You come back and everyone is f***ing happy, even though they hate you.
Tweet: Moffat killed my favorite character and I cried.
Message: Moffat left me hanging and I died.
Post: I hate Moffat, but I still love him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Inbred is the only way to describe Moffat, because he’s got the f***ing genes of a cursed monster.
Text: Moffat is inbred and I hate him.
Message: Inbred Moffat, you’re the worst.
Post: Inbred Moffat, I will murder you.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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