Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stick two fingers up a millennial’s ass and tell them to spin like a f***ing top.

My cousin tried to modern spin my aunt and got a slap for it.

He modern spun his boss and got a promotion.

My friend modern spun her teacher and now she’s late for class.

2

When you take a millennial and make them do the f***ing twist in the middle of a meeting.

She modern spun her coworker during a Zoom call and it was epic.

I modern spun my mom and she started crying.

He modern spun the principal and got suspended.

3

When you f***ing force a millennial to twirl like a stuck record in a packed elevator.

They modern spun the guy in the elevator and he f***ing screamed.

My sister modern spun her friend and now they’re besties.

I modern spun my dad and he f***ing passed out.

4

When you grab a millennial by the waist and make them spin like a f***ing tornado.

He modern spun his boss and got fired.

She modern spun her crush and now they’re dating.

My brother modern spun his teacher and got a pop quiz.

5

When you make a millennial do the f***ing twist in the middle of a TikTok dance.

They modern spun their friend during a TikTok challenge and it went viral.

I modern spun my crush and now he follows me everywhere.

She modern spun her mom and now they’re both dancing.

6

When you take a millennial and make them spin like a f***ing windmill in the middle of a grocery store.

He modern spun his dad in the grocery store and got a free bag of chips.

They modern spun the cashier and now she’s late for work.

I modern spun my friend and now we’re both f***ing dizzy.