Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You, like always. You're the reason your mom still texts you.

Your mom: "Why did you fail math?" You: "I don't know." Your mom: "You're the reason I still text you."

You: "I didn't do anything wrong." Your friend: "You did everything wrong."

You: "It wasn't me." Your teacher: "It was you."

2

Jake and Logan Paul. They're the reason people still think they're cool.

Jake Paul: "I didn't do it." Logan Paul: "I didn't do it either." People: "They're still cool."

Jake: "Logan did it." Logan: "Jake did it too." People: "They're still cool."

Jake and Logan: "We didn't do anything." People: "You're still cool."

3

You, probably. But also me. We're both the reason the world is broken.

You: "It wasn't me." Me: "It was me." The world: "We're both broken."

You: "I didn't do it." Me: "I did." The world: "We're both broken."

You: "It was me." Me: "It was you." The world: "We're both broken."

4

Having sex with a big woman. Or anything sexual with her. Unless you're the same size. Then it's just fun.

You: "She's huge." Your friend: "You're huge too." You: "We're both huge."

You: "She's like a mountain." Your friend: "You're like a hill." You: "We're both like a mountain."

You: "She's a giant." Your friend: "You're a giant too." You: "We're both giants."

5

Jake Paul. He's the reason people still think they're cool.

Jake Paul: "I didn't do it." People: "He's still cool."

Jake Paul: "I did it." People: "He's still cool."

Jake Paul: "I'm cool." People: "He's still cool."

6

The new girl playing Rodrick in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie. She's the reason Rodrick is no longer cool.

Rodrick: "She's not cool." People: "She's the new Rodrick."

Rodrick: "She's better than me." People: "She's the new Rodrick."

Rodrick: "She's the new cool kid." People: "She's the new Rodrick."