a million times yes

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When something hits you like a truck and you’re too lazy to even think about saying no, you just scream this at the top of your lungs like a mad person.
I saw that meme and immediately texted my mom: a million times yes.
My dog ate my homework and I texted my teacher: a million times yes.
My ex just called and I replied with: a million times yes.
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You’re so happy about something that you want to slap the person who gave it to you and also throw a party in your pants.
I got a free pizza and texted my friend: a million times yes.
My crush asked me to prom and I said: a million times yes.
I got a 100 on my math test and screamed: a million times yes.
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You’re so thrilled that you’re about to explode, and you’re too lazy to explain why you’re so happy.
My dog brought me a sock and I texted him: a million times yes.
I got a new phone and my mom said: a million times yes.
My favorite band came to town and I cried: a million times yes.
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When something is so good that you want to marry it, and you also want to throw a party and eat all the cake.
I got a free donut and I texted my coworker: a million times yes.
I saw a cat doing a backflip and I yelled: a million times yes.
I got a raise and my boss said: a million times yes.
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You’re so excited that you’re about to lose your mind, and you just yell it out like a wild animal.
My crush sent me a message and I replied: a million times yes.
I got a new job and my friend said: a million times yes.
I won a bet and I screamed: a million times yes.
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