a million o'clock

I woke up at a million o'clock and my brain was like a broken toaster.

My mom yelled at me at a million o'clock for eating cereal for dinner.

I got a text at a million o'clock that said 'I'm coming over and I'm bringing pizza.'

I was at a million o'clock and still had to finish my math homework.

My friend called me at a million o'clock and said he was gonna fail his test.

I texted my brother at a million o'clock and he answered like he was in a coma.

I was at a million o'clock and my eyes were like two dead fish.

I got up at a million o'clock and my mom was still screaming at me.

I tried to talk at a million o'clock and my tongue was too lazy.