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A number so big it’s like saying you’re rich but you still complain about your lunch money.
I have a million problems, but I still cry about my math test.
My mom says I have a million dollars, but I only have a dollar and a half.
He said he had a million friends, but he only has one who texts back.
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How many definitions I have on this site, which is like saying I have a headache and I’m also tired.
This site has a million definitions, and I’m still not done writing them.
I’m not sure if this site has a million definitions or just a thousand.
I think the number of definitions is a million, but I might be wrong.
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A cute guy who’s nice but also has a temper. He’ll love you to death, but he’ll also yell at you for spilling coffee.
He’s the sweetest boyfriend, but he’ll scream at you if you forget his birthday.
He’s the kind of guy who’ll bring you soup when you’re sick, but he’ll also call you a idiot.
He’s the guy who’ll kiss you on the cheek but will also swear at you for burning his toast.
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A math thing that’s like saying 1,000 times 1,000 or 10 multiplied by itself six times. It’s fancy but useless.
My teacher said a million was like 10 to the power of six, and I still don’t get it.
I tried to calculate a million, and it just confused me more.
A million is like 1,000 squared, but who actually uses that?
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When something is going super fast, like your mom’s yelling or your phone is about to explode.
The party was going a million miles per hour, and I barely got out alive.
His voice was going a million decibels, and I had to plug my ears.
The game was going a million times faster than I could keep up.
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A number people use way too much, like when they say something is cool but it’s not even that cool.
She said she had a million followers, but only two actually like her posts.
He said he had a million bucks, but he only had $10 in his pocket.
They said it was a million times better, but it was just a little bit better.
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The act of making a million, which is like trying to count to a million while your brain is melting.
I tried to make a million, but my brain gave up halfway.
Making a million is like trying to eat a million cookies and still be hungry.
She spent all day making a million, and she still didn’t get it right.
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