Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you squirt your jizz into a hat and slap it on someones head like they owe you money

I cummed in a hat and put it on my mom's head. She looked like she just got hit by a bus.

My friend did a Miller on my teacher. He looked like he just saw a ghost.

At the party, I did a Miller on my crush. He ran out crying.

2

Having a whole bunch of drinks in front of you like you're about to start a fight

I had six drinks in front of me. I looked like a drunk flamingo.

She had three drinks in front of her. She looked like she was about to murder someone.

He had two drinks in front of him. He looked like he was ready to beat up the bar.

3

When your plans keep getting bumped back like your lazy ass doesn't want to do anything

My plans got pushed back five times. I was ready to scream.

She kept moving her meeting back. I was about to kill her.

He changed his time three times. I gave up and went home.

4

Some guy so tough he could punch a hole in a wall and not even flinch

That guy punched a wall and didn't even blink. I was impressed.

My dad is a Miller. He could beat up Chuck Norris and not even break a sweat.

That dude walked into a room and everyone ran away. He's a Miller.

5

So cold it could freeze your ass off and make your breath look like smoke

It was so cold outside. My breath looked like smoke. I was freezing.

That ice cream was so cold. It gave me a brain freeze. I was in pain.

The air was so cold. I could see my breath. I was like a ghost.

6

That guy who always knows how you're feeling and is always there for you like your best friend

Miller showed up at my house when I was sad. He gave me a hug and made me feel better.

My friend is a Miller. He always knows when I need a laugh or a cry.

Miller was there when I failed my test. He gave me a hug and told me it was okay.

7

That super cute blonde who's like a genius and always has a joke ready for anyone

That blonde girl laughed at my joke. She was cute and smart.

Miller is in my class. She's super smart and always makes me laugh.

That blonde girl is a Miller. She's smart, funny, and athletic.