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A person who ruins a good joke with a weak one. They try to keep the banter alive, but it's just sad and embarrassing.

@joe tries to save the conversation with a joke about his dog's hair, and it's the worst thing ever.

At the party, Mike says a joke that makes everyone cringe and roll their eyes.

My cousin told a joke so bad it made my dog laugh and my mom cry.

Something my dad still hasn't found, even after 30 years. He's still looking for it like it's going to pop out of a box.

My dad checks the attic every week, still hoping to find it.

He even asked the mailman if it came by mistake.

He's like a man on a mission, and it's just a stupid milk.

A super rare thing you can only get after 15 years of waiting. It's like trying to get a rare Pokémon but with more waiting and less excitement.

I've been waiting for it since 2008, and I still haven't gotten it.

It took my uncle 20 years to get it, and he still hasn't used it yet.

My cousin waited 15 years just to get it, and it was just a little milk.

A drink that no one wants to touch. It sits in the fridge, gets spoiled, and smells like a dead rat in a sock.

The milk in the fridge has been there since 2019 and smells like death.

My brother drinks juice every day, and the milk is just sitting there being gross.

It’s so spoiled that it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

Something that makes your dad disappear for years. He comes back when you're all grown up and have a job and a life.

My dad disappeared for 10 years and came back with a beard and a new hobby.

He was gone for so long, he forgot how to talk.

He left when I was 5 and came back when I had a job and a car.

Getting the most out of a situation. Like when you're stuck in traffic and you take it as a chance to sing in the car.

She milked the traffic jam by singing her whole playlist.

He milked the bad day by eating all the cookies in the house.

I milked my mom’s yelling by making a new joke every time she screamed.

Milk is good, and it helps your bones. It’s like a superhero drink for your legs and spine.

My mom says I’ll be strong if I drink milk every day.

Milk is the only thing I drink, and I’m the strongest in the class.

My bones are like superpowers because I drink milk.