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A lying, smelly, lazy, baby-faced tramp who thinks she's awesome because she chews tobacco, takes too many pills, and kissed her skinny friend from the other side of the world.
She texted me: 'I’m so cool, I even smoke like a pirate.'
She DM’d me: 'I took 10 pills and now I’m a goddess.'
She posted: 'My Asian roommate is my soulmate, and I’m not lying.'