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A white guy with a frizzy hairdo that looks like it was attacked by a dog and a blow dryer.

My cousin is a mike. He looks like he just escaped from a hair salon explosion.

That guy in the bar has a mike. His hair is like a tornado in a shampoo bottle.

My neighbor is a mike. He got in a fight with a curling iron.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A guy who will have sex with anything that has two boobs and a pulse.

My uncle is a mike. He dated a vending machine once.

My friend is a mike. He tried to flirt with a statue.

My cousin's roommate is a mike. He once asked a hot dog if it wanted to go to bed.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you throw a basketball and it goes under the hoop like it's trying to escape.

My brother missed the shot and it went under the hoop like it was running away.

I shot the ball and it went under the hoop like it was hiding from the net.

My friend's basketball went under the hoop like it was trying to start a new life.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Mike is the letter M. It's also what weapons use to show how big they are. Like the AK-47 is 7.62 Mike, Mike. The M-4 is 5.56 Mike, Mike.

The AK-47 is 7.62 Mike, Mike. It's like the bullet is screaming.

The M-4 is 5.56 Mike, Mike. It's like the bullet is whispering.

The MK19 is 40 Mike, Mike. It's like the bullet is yelling.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A secret message you and your partner use to know that Wednesday is about to get wild.

My girlfriend and I use Mike to know that Hump Day is coming. It's like our little inside joke.

My friend and his girlfriend use Mike to know it's time to party. It's their version of a love language.

My brother and his girlfriend use Mike to know that the weekend is nearly here. It's their version of a love language.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A radio show on ESPN that's hosted by two guys who talk about football like they invented it, even though they know nothing else.

Greeny and Golic talk about football like it's the only thing that exists. It's like they're in a football bubble.

Greeny talks about the Jets like they're the greatest team ever. It's like he's in love with them.

Golic and Greeny promote JC Penny like it's the only thing that matters. It's like they're paid to do it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Mike is the guy who will love you, protect you, and laugh at your dumb jokes. He's also the guy who will argue with you about everything and still be there when you need him.

My best friend is a Mike. He'll laugh at my dumb jokes and still argue with me about everything.

My brother is a Mike. He'll be there for me even when I'm being a total idiot.

My friend's dad is a Mike. He's the guy who will be there for you through the good, the bad, and the bleh.

by Slangipedia 5d ago