a midget's throw

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The shortest throw ever. Like a baby’s first step. So close it’s almost insulting. You might as well kiss the target.

My grandma’s throw was a midget’s throw. She threw her coffee at the wall and missed by an inch.

That kid’s throw was a midget’s throw. He threw a crumb and it landed on his shoe.

My mom’s throw was a midget’s throw. She threw a sock at me and it barely brushed my arm.

When you chuck a tiny person at something like it’s a joke. They hit the target and laugh like it was the best punchline ever.

Dylan threw a midget at a wall. It was like a comedy show. The midget laughed and the wall didn’t care.

My brother did a midget’s throw at a banana. The midget hit it and it split open like it was crying.

At the circus, they did a midget’s throw at a piñata. The piñata exploded and the midget screamed like a baby.

When you throw someone at something and no one gets in trouble. Like it’s a free pass. Dylan gets thrown at walls all day and nobody says a word.

Dylan got thrown at a wall again. No one even yelled at him. He’s like a criminal with a free pass.

My teacher threw me at the blackboard. No legal repercussions. Just a little chalk dust in my hair.

The principal threw a kid at the door. No one even called the cops. They just laughed.