A midget away

I was sitting next to my mom at breakfast and it felt like she was trying to feed me through the nose.

During the movie, the guy next to me sneezed and I got a free dose of his lunch.

My friend sat right next to me and I could hear his thoughts. They were loud.

At the bus stop, I had to kick the guy next to me because he was talking in his sleep.

My dad sat next to me and I kicked him because he kept eating my snacks.

During the Zoom call, I kicked my cousin because he kept making faces at me.

I was sitting next to my brother and we had a full debate about whose nose was bigger.

At the park, I had to argue with my friend about whose snack was better while we were still close enough to touch.

During lunch, I and my cousin fought over the size of our sandwiches while sitting right next to each other.

I told my sister a secret and she thought I was yelling at her.

At the dinner table, I whispered my plan and my mom thought I was fighting with my dad.

During the concert, I whispered my favorite song and the guy next to me thought I was screaming.

I took my brother’s snack and blamed him for it.

During the movie, I stole my friend’s popcorn and said it was a prank.

At lunch, I took my cousin’s sandwich and told him it was a surprise.

I hit my dad and still had time to eat my sandwich.

At the bus stop, I hit my friend and still had my snack.

During the game, I hit my brother and still had time to eat my chips.