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a grown-up who lives in Michigan but still acts like they’re 14 and 8 months old because they think they’re still allowed to be stupid
I’m 30 and still think I can drink and drive because I’m technically 14 and 8 months old.
My boss says I’m an adult, but I still take lunch breaks to play Fortnite.
I told my mom I was going to college, but I’m really just working at a gas station because I’m still 14 and 8 months old.