A michael j fox pee

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When you need to pee so bad your whole body starts shaking like a junkie who just saw a bag of meth.

I was running to the bathroom like a dog chasing a bone.

I was shaking so hard I looked like a robot on a caffeine high.

I was so desperate I would have peed in a fire hydrant if it had a toilet.

It’s when you gotta pee so bad you feel like you’re about to explode and your legs are doing the cha-cha.

I was bouncing like a kangaroo in a sock factory.

My legs were doing the twist and I was halfway to the bathroom.

I looked like a kid who just found out the ice cream truck was on fire.

When you’re so desperate to pee your brain is screaming and your bladder is holding a hostage.

My brain was yelling and my bladder was holding a kid from the school bus.

I was like a prisoner being held by the toilet.

I felt like I was going to pee in my pants and then cry about it.