a michael hutchins

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this is the dead IN-XS lead singer who died jerking off in the toilet. he got too wild with a suffocating wank and exploded like a piñata full of farts.
my cousin died doing this in the school bathroom
the guy at the bus stop died doing this in the middle of the road
my dog died doing this in the backyard
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when someone goes too far with their wanking and ends up dead. like a man who died in the toilet because he couldn't stop wanking.
my uncle died doing this in the mall bathroom
my friend's dad died doing this in the park
my neighbor died doing this in the laundry room
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a person who takes anything too far, especially wanking. like a man who died in the toilet from doing it too much.
my brother is a michael hutchins because he wanks in the shower every day
my teacher is a michael hutchins because she yells at kids too much
my mom is a michael hutchins because she bakes 100 pies a day
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