a mexican ducky

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A Mexican Ducky is a cursed amount of cash that makes your life a living hell.
My cousin got a Mexican Ducky for his wedding, and now he's broke and hates life.
I borrowed a Mexican Ducky and now I owe my mom my soul.
That Mexican Ducky came out of nowhere, and now I’m paying for it for the rest of my life.
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A Mexican Ducky is like a slap in the face from a rich guy who also smells like old socks.
He said he'd pay me a Mexican Ducky if I moved out of his house. I moved out, and now I'm broke and stinky.
My brother got a Mexican Ducky for his birthday, and now he’s mad and broke.
I got a Mexican Ducky for my job, and now I have to work extra hours to pay it back.
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A Mexican Ducky is a fancy name for a pile of money that’s gonna ruin your life.
I took a loan of a Mexican Ducky, and now I’m stuck paying it for years.
My friend got a Mexican Ducky and now he can’t buy pizza for a month.
A Mexican Ducky is just a fancy way of saying you’re broke and doomed.
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