a mew

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a tiny little human who is so damn cute it makes your heart hurt and you want to eat them like a bag of chips

My cousin is a mew. She’s 5 and already knows how to make my life a mess.

This kid is a mew. He cried when the ice cream truck left.

My sister says my baby brother is a mew. I think she’s just tired of me being a jerk.

what you yell at some guy when he’s being a crybaby about something stupid like his pants being too tight or his coffee being too cold

‘Mew!’ I yelled at my buddy when he started whining about his pizza being cold.

My coworker said ‘mew’ when his boss yelled at him for eating a donut at 9 a. m.

I told my brother ‘mew’ when he cried because he got a B on his math test.

another name for a marshmallow, but way better because you can throw it at people and it hits like a punch in the face

My mom calls my snacks ‘mews’ because she thinks they’re cute, but I call them snacks.

At the party, I threw a mew at my friend’s face and he screamed like a girl.

My brother says my candy is a mew. I say it’s a weapon.

a weird method some guy named Mike Mew came up with to make your face look better by putting your tongue on your roof and hoping it works

My dentist told me I should try the Mew method. Now my tongue is sore and I look like a confused raccoon.

My friend tried the Mew method and now he looks like he’s been hit by a truck.

I tried the Mew method and now my face is weird and I feel like a weirdo.

a pink floating cat that created all the Pokemon, and it’s the reason your life is a mess because of Mewtwo and all his dumb antics

I blame Mew for my life being a mess. Mewtwo is the worst.

Mew is the reason I have to deal with Mewtwo and all his dumb stuff.

Mew is the god of all Pokémon, and Mewtwo is just a crybaby version of him.

the sound a cat makes, and also the sound of pure happiness if you’re a furry who thinks cats are the best thing ever

The cat said ‘mew’ and it made me feel like I was on top of the world.

I heard a mew and it reminded me why I like cats so much.

When my cat said ‘mew,’ I felt like I was in a furry heaven.

a cool Danish band that makes you feel all kinds of emotional and wants you to call them ‘frengers’ even though you don’t know what that means

I heard ‘Frengers’ and it made me cry. I didn’t even know why.

My friend says he’s a frenger and I don’t get it, but I like the music.

I became a frenger after listening to their song for 10 hours straight.