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At Christmas, you end up under the mistletoe, but instead of kissing someone, you blow your load on your same-sex partner and rub your wang on a pinecone.

I was supposed to kiss my boyfriend, but I came on him and used the pinecone as a dick wipe.

Mistletoe was my doom. I peed my pants and fingered the tree.

Under the mistletoe, I cummed on my friend and used a pinecone to clean my mess.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re stuck under the mistletoe at Christmas, but you don’t kiss anyone. You cum on your partner and use a pinecone to rub your junk.

I was supposed to kiss my boyfriend, but I came on him and used the pinecone like a scrub.

Mistletoe made me sneeze. I came on my buddy and used a pinecone to clean my cock.

I ended up under the mistletoe, but I cummed on my guy and used the pinecone to wipe my nuts.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You’re at Christmas, under the mistletoe, and instead of kissing someone, you cum on your same-sex partner and use a pinecone to rub your junk.

Mistletoe turned me into a cum machine. I came on my guy and used a pinecone to rub my dick.

I was stuck under the mistletoe, but I came on my friend and used the pinecone like a towel.

I tried to kiss my guy, but I came on him and used the pinecone to clean my mess.

by Slangipedia 16d ago