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A clumsy creature that can't spell worth a damn and says 'bote' instead of 'boat' like it's the end of the world

'I wuz on da bote, but it wuz a bote, not a bote!'

DM: 'I saw a bote, but it was a bote, not a bote.'

Tweet: 'My bote is broken, and I don't know why.'

A human who thinks 'bote' is a real word and doesn't know what 'boat' means, even when it's floating in front of them

'I saw a bote, and I said, 'That's a bote!'

Text: 'Why is the bote not moving? It's a bote!'

Tweet: 'The bote is my favorite thing ever.'

A person who can't spell and says 'bote' instead of 'boat' like it's a personal attack

'Why is the bote not a bote? It's a bote!'

Text: 'I'm going on the bote, not the bote.'

Tweet: 'The bote is broken, and I'm not happy.'

A being that mistakes 'bote' for 'boat' and thinks everyone else is wrong

'I'm on the bote, and it's a bote, not a bote.'

Text: 'Why is the bote not a bote? It's a bote!'

Tweet: 'The bote is my life.'

A creature that says 'bote' instead of 'boat' and thinks it's the smartest thing ever

'I'm on the bote, and it's a bote, not a bote.'

Text: 'The bote is the best thing ever.'

Tweet: 'Why is the bote not a bote? It's a bote.'