a mermaid tail

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A mermaid tail is what you get when you're born with a tail or you're a dumbass who thinks wearing one makes you cool. Some people, like Texans, claim they have one and act like they're mad or high all the time.
My cousin says she has a mermaid tail. She's been talking to fish since she was 10.
My neighbor thinks she's a mermaid because she wears a tail to the grocery store.
My dog thinks I have a mermaid tail. He barks at me every time I wear it.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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A mermaid tail is when you pass out after sex and your jizz leaks out and sticks your legs together like a glue factory exploded in your pants.
After our third round of sex, my jizz glued my legs together. I looked like a fried chicken with a tail.
My girlfriend passed out after sex and looked like a fried chicken with a tail.
I woke up after sex and my legs were stuck together like a jizz sandwich.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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A mermaid tail is a fake tail you wear to look like a mermaid. It's made of stuff like swimsuit material or rubber. It's just a costume, but some people think it's magic.
My friend wore a mermaid tail to a party and everyone thought she was a real mermaid.
I wore a mermaid tail to the beach and looked like a sea monster.
My dog tried to eat my mermaid tail and now he thinks I'm a monster.
by Slangipedia 23d ago
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