A merker

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A person who eats your food like it’s their last meal on Earth and doesn’t give a single crap if you’re still hungry or if your fridge looks like a war zone.
My cousin ate my entire pizza for breakfast and left me with a sad cheese crust.
My friend took the last taco from my plate and said 'I’m saving it for later.' Later was 3 hours ago.
I came home to find my fridge empty and my neighbor eating my cereal like it was a luxury.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The one who does the merking or the murdering, basically the human version of a food vacuum with a side of drama.
My roommate is a merker. She ate my soup, my sandwich, and my snack in one day.
He’s the merker of our group. He took my last donut and left me with a single crumb.
That guy is the merker. He ate my lunch and my dinner and still had room for dessert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A word used only by amazingly attractive girls, and that’s the only thing they need to say to make everyone else’s life a nightmare.
She said 'A merker' and I immediately knew my food was doomed.
My crush used the word 'A merker' and now I have to eat cold pizza for a week.
When my girlfriend said 'A merker' I knew my fridge was going to die.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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