a mentaiko

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When you're too lazy to cook and just want to eat something that's not healthy and smells like a dead rat.

I ordered McDonalds at 2 AM because my brain was fried and I didn't want to think anymore.

My friend ate a Big Mac and then cried because it was so bad.

I called McDonalds and yelled at the person because my fries were cold.

A gay Japanese man who's got more muscles than a gym rat and doesn't care if you're a total idiot as long as you're hot.

My cousin is a mentaiko and he flexes in the shower like it's a competition.

I dated a mentaiko and he had more abs than my math teacher.

My brother's mentaiko boyfriend won a bodybuilding contest and it was embarrassing.