a memory like a sieve

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you forget stuff so fast it’s like your brain is a leaky toilet

I remembered my phone was in my pocket... then I forgot where my pants were.

I told my mom I was going to the store. Now I’m in the grocery aisle and I don’t remember why I’m here.

I put my keys on the table. Then I forgot I had keys. Then I forgot I had a table.

your brain is so empty it could be used to catch rain

I walked into the kitchen. I forgot why I walked in. I walked out. I forgot why I walked out.

I told myself I was going to remember my password. Then I forgot my password. Then I forgot I had a password.

I put my coffee on the table. Then I forgot I had coffee. Then I forgot I had a table.

you forget things so much it’s like your brain is on vacation and forgot to bring a map

I told myself I was going to remember my friend’s birthday. Now I don’t remember my own name.

I put my wallet on the counter. Then I forgot I had a wallet. Then I forgot I had a counter.

I decided to remember my list. Then I forgot my list. Then I forgot I had a decision.

your brain is so weak it can’t even hold onto simple things

I remembered I had to feed the cat. Then I forgot I had a cat. Then I forgot I had food.

I told myself I was going to remember my dog’s name. Now I can’t even remember my dog’s face.

I took my shoes off. Then I forgot I had shoes. Then I forgot I had feet.

you forget stuff so much it’s like your brain is a broken printer

I tried to remember my password. It came out as ‘fluffyunicorn’. Then I forgot my password. Then I forgot what a unicorn is.

I put my phone in my pocket. Then I forgot my phone. Then I forgot my pocket. Then I forgot I had a phone.

I told my friend I was going to remember the movie time. Now I don’t remember the movie. I don’t remember the time. I don’t remember my friend.