Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy name for your head, like when it’s too big to fit through a door and it looks like it was hit by a truck.

Your head is a melon, and I’m not even mad.

That melon is bigger than my mom’s car.

You’ve got a melon so big it’s gonna start its own religion.

2

When something is so big it should have its own zip code, especially if it's a melon.

That melon is so big it could be a planet.

She showed up with a melon the size of a mailbox.

This melon is so big it has its own social media account.

3

When your boobs are so big they could start a band and it would be called ‘Boob Rock.’

Her melons are so big they could knock out a wall.

That melon is so big it’s got its own gravity.

She walks in with a melon and the whole room stops.

4

When your breasts are so round and juicy, they look like they’re about to explode from the pressure.

Her melons are so nice, I want to marry them.

He saw her melons and immediately asked for a second date.

That melon is so nice, it should get a degree.

5

A word that makes Trip in Façade throw a tantrum like you called his mom a fat goat.

He said ‘melon’ and Trip kicked him out like he had a bad day at work.

She said ‘melon’ and Trip was so mad, he went to the store and bought a new personality.

He used the word ‘melon’ and Trip screamed so loud, the neighbors called the police.

6

A short way to say head or a blow job, like it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

He said ‘melon’ and I knew he was about to blow me.

She said ‘melon’ and I took it as a compliment.

Melon is just another word for head, and I’m tired of people being dumb about it.

7

In Spanish, it means your boobs are so big, they’re like a pizza that won the lottery.

Her melons are so big, they could be a Spanish insult.

He said ‘melon’ and I knew he was in love with her tits.

That melon is so big, it’s got a passport and a visa.