a meatsack

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A meatsack is a brainless, stupid, good-for-nothing person who acts like they’re smart. They’re the reason the world is full of dumb stuff.
You fell off a ladder and broke your leg. You’re a meatsack.
He tried to fix the TV with a banana. That’s a meatsack move.
She said the sky was green. That’s a meatsack thought.
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A meatsack is someone so dumb, their brain probably got run over by a truck and didn’t even notice.
He tried to cook a steak and set the house on fire. Meat sack.
She thought the moon was made of cheese. Meat sack logic.
He said the sun was a giant pizza. That’s a meat sack fantasy.
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A meatsack is a smelly, sweaty, stupid, meaty pile of failure. They're the reason we have trash cans.
He tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken. Meat sack move.
She took a dump in the pool. Meat sack energy.
He said he could fly. Meat sack delusion.
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A meatsack is someone so dumb, when they die, they’re just a snack for a bigger meat sack.
He died and the dog ate him. Meat sack endgame.
She fell off a cliff and a eagle took her. Meat sack destiny.
He became a snack for a bear. Meat sack snack time.
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A meatsack is someone who’s so comfy, they think the world revolves around them and their bad decisions.
He’s so comfy, he fell asleep on a hot dog. Meat sack mode.
She’s so comfy, she turned the AC on in the winter. Meat sack warmth.
He’s so comfy, he forgot to eat. Meat sack bliss.
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A meatsack is someone who’s so high, they think they’re a god and the world is just a meatball in space.
He said he flew to the moon. Meat sack high.
She told her dog she was a wizard. Meat sack magic.
He said he talked to aliens. Meat sack space talk.
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A meatsack is someone who thinks they’re awesome, but they’re just a lazy, cocky, meaty waste of time.
He said he was the best. Meat sack bragging.
She thought she was a queen. Meat sack delusion.
He said he could beat up a dragon. Meat sack fantasy.
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