Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A McKenna is when you take a couch, a bottle of lotion, and a plastic bag, and you turn that couch into a damn shrine of pleasure and pain.

I just McKenna’d the living room couch and now it’s a holy site.

The couch is dead. Long live the McKenna.

That couch doesn’t know what hit it.

2

A McKenna is the best friend you’ll ever have, but also the one who will cry over a broken pencil and make you feel bad for being happy.

McKenna cried when I got a B+ and I cried when she got a C.

She’s my best friend, but she also hates my brother.

She’s a goddess, but she doesn’t know it.

3

A McKenna is the queen of beauty, but she thinks you’re all just dumb boys with no self-respect.

McKenna thinks I’m ugly and I think she’s annoying.

She’s hot, but she doesn’t know it.

I told her I thought she was beautiful and she called me a dumb boy.

4

A McKenna is a goddess, but she’s also a little clumsy and prefers to keep her secrets to herself.

She tripped over her own feet and made me laugh.

She won’t tell me her problems, but she’ll tell me about her cat.

She’s a goddess, but she’s also a klutz.

5

A McKenna is the most awesome person ever, but when she goes to parties, she drinks too much and becomes a total disaster.

She drank 10 shots and started fighting with the DJ.

She tried to fly kick the pizza guy and fell over.

She ended up taped to a chair and called me weird.

6

A McKenna is the most beautiful, funny, and smart person in the room, and you’d be stupid not to be friends with her.

She’s the smartest person in our class and still the funniest.

She’s the most beautiful and I still don’t get why.

You’d be crazy not to be friends with her.

7

A McKenna is the kind of person who turns a simple party into a full-blown war of alcohol and chaos.

She drank so much she fought the pizza guy.

She fell off the couch and swore at the ceiling.

She ended up taped to a chair and called me weird.