Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A maxwell is a slowpoke who takes forever to text back and is also a total dipshit who can't resist a pretty face.

Why did you text me 3 hours ago and just now reply? You're a maxwell.

He said yes to the prom but then asked me out again. Classic maxwell.

He saw my face and immediately forgot his own name. Maxwells are weak.

2

A maxwell is the guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and always says he's me.

'I'm the maxwell.' 'No, I am.' 'No, I am.'

He said 'I'm the maxwell' and then walked out of the room like he owned it.

He texted me 'I'm the maxwell' and then didn't reply for two days.

3

A maxwell is someone who gets totally wrecked on the track and then acts like it never happened.

He ran into the wall and then walked like nothing happened. Maxwells are the worst.

He got spun and then texted me 'I'm fine.'

He got wrecked on the track and then laughed it off like it was a joke.

4

A maxwell is a magical creature who never disappoints and always acts like he's cool but is really a softie.

He said he was cool but then cried when I left. Maxwells are softies.

He promised me the world and then forgot his own name. Classic maxwell.

He was cool at first but then acted like a baby. Maxwells are the worst.

5

A maxwell is the most amazing guy who will do anything and is absolutely hot and never lets you down.

He said he'd do anything and then showed up with a pizza. Maxwells are amazing.

He was hot, nice, and never let me down. Classic maxwell.

He said he'd do anything and then cried when I left. Maxwells are the best.

6

A maxwell is a guy who's super athletic, runs like a maniac, and can't resist a pretty girl.

He ran like a maniac and then asked me out. Maxwells are crazy.

He was athletic, tall, and looked like a model. Maxwells are hot.

He ran circles around me and then asked me out. Classic maxwell.

7

A maxwell is a total mystery who can't be figured out and makes people annoyed and then makes them laugh.

He said he was a mystery and then laughed at me. Maxwells are weird.

He made me annoyed and then made me laugh. Maxwells are confusing.

He said he was a mystery and then forgot his own name. Maxwells are crazy.