a maxikpro

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A guy who yells at the weights like they owe him money but can’t even lift what he used to.

He tried to flex at the squat rack like he was a superhero, but his deadlift PR is still 185.

He posted a video of himself trying to mog me and then cried when he missed the bar.

He told me I was weak, then his rep count looked like a dying man's last breath.

He tries to act like he’s tough, but his PR is older than his grandma.

He said he was going to mog me, but his deadlift looked like he was being tortured.

He posted a flex video and then his rep count made me laugh until I cried.

He tried to act like a beast, but his deadlift was slower than my mom's internet.

A guy who thinks he's the king of the gym, but his deadlift is weaker than a toddler’s noodle.

He tried to mog me and failed so hard, I got a coupon for free protein powder.

He posted a video of himself flexing, then his rep count made me want to leave the gym.

He told me he was strong, but his deadlift looked like he was trying to move a couch.