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A hot GOW player who kills with the wonderwoman. He’s also a total idiot who starts forest fires because he thinks snakes are a sign of the apocalypse.
He texted me: 'I killed 100 enemies today. Also, I started a fire. It was worth it.'
He DM’d me: 'I have a snake in my boot. The world is ending.'
He posted: 'Wonderwoman is my lover. Snakes are my enemies.'
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A man who plays GOW like it’s a dating app. He uses the wonderwoman to flirt. He also starts fires because he’s mad about snakes.
He said: 'I hit 100 enemies today. Also, I kissed a fire.'
He posted: 'Snakes are just bad exes.'
He DM’d me: 'Wonderwoman is my favorite. Snakes are my nemesis.'
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A GOW player who looks good and plays better. He kills with the wonderwoman. He also starts fires because he can’t handle a snake in his boot.
He texted: 'I beat the level. Also, I lit the forest on fire.'
He said: 'Snakes are just a hassle.'
He posted: 'Wonderwoman is my power. Snakes are my weakness.'
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