a matter of life and death

I got fired on my first day and my boss said 'you’re a disgrace' and I thought 'this is a matter of life and death'

My dog ate my homework and my teacher gave me a zero, I was crying in the hallway

My ex sent me a group text with my new girlfriend and my best friend and I got a panic attack

Passing the math test was a matter of life and death because I failed last time and my mom threatened to kill me

The pizza delivery was a matter of life and death because I had no food and my stomach was screaming

The final game of the season was a matter of life and death because we were all betting our lives on it

My mom’s yelling was a matter of life and death because she said I was going to fail school if I didn’t clean my room

The toilet was clogged and it was a matter of life and death because I was stuck in there for two hours

My pet turtle died and I cried so hard my face turned red and it was a matter of life and death