A Matt

That guy tried to block me in chess and failed. Classic A Matt.

He said he was the best at Mario Kart, then got knocked out by a Koopa Troopa.

He tried to flirt with my sister and called her 'a legend.' She laughed and called him 'a legend in the wrong genre.'

He showed up to the party in full face paint and a cape. No one asked him to wear it.

He wore a suit to the grocery store because he thought he was going to a fancy dinner.

He did his hair for 45 minutes just to post a selfie.

He saw Matt in the cartoon and blushed like he just won a bet.

He said he was going to marry the animated version of himself.

He texted me, 'Matt the cartoon is hot. I'm going to propose to him.'

He told everyone he was going to be president, then cried when he lost a game of Uno.

He said he was a rockstar, then broke down because someone laughed at his joke.

He tried to be cool, but he still eats cereal for dinner.

Her makeup looked flat, like she didn't even try.

He used matte lipstick and looked like he had a bad day.

That guy wore matte eyeliner and looked like he was mad at the universe.

He beat me in tennis and said I was 'a sad little man.'

He beat me in bowling and said I was 'a joke.'

He beat me in boxing and said I was 'a waste of a punch.'

He’s the guy who helps you move furniture and then asks for a pizza.

He’s the one who breaks up fights just to keep the peace.

He’s the one who said, 'I’m not perfect, but I try.'