a matar

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A matar is when someone is going to do something so hard they might as well be dead. Like if you eat 100 pizzas and then do 100 push-ups and then cry about it.
I’m gonna stay up all night and finish this video game or I’ll be a matar.
She’s gonna eat the whole cake and then run a marathon. That’s a matar.
He said he’d quit his job or he’d be a matar. He quit.
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A matar is when you get your freak on. It’s like having a full-blown party in your pants.
He said he’d be a matar if he didn’t get laid tonight. He got laid.
She texted him, ‘If you don’t call me, I’ll be a matar.’ He called her 10 times.
They went to the movies. He said, ‘If this movie isn’t good, I’m gonna be a matar.’ It was good.
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A matar is the kind of person who would fight a dragon with a toothpick and win. They’re tough, loyal, and they love their family like they’re made of gold.
My uncle is a matar. He fought a bear with his bare hands and won.
She’s a matar. She didn’t even flinch when her dog bit her.
My cousin is a matar. He went to war and came back with a medal.
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A matar family is like a thousand people in one house. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they eat way too much. If you’re in a matar family, you’re never alone.
My whole family is a matar family. They all live in the same house and they never shut up.
She joined the matar family. Now she has 100 cousins.
He’s from a matar family. He has 200 relatives. He doesn’t even know half of them.
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A matar is someone who looks like a god. They’re hot, they’re strong, and they’re the reason you stay up all night thinking about them.
That guy is a matar. He’s got a body like a superhero.
She said he was a matar. I believe her. He looks like a matar.
He’s the matar of the group. Everyone stares at him.
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A matar is so holy that even the Bible talks about him. He’s the only person you can trust. Everyone else is a lying piece of garbage.
The Bible said matar is the only person you can trust. That’s a relief.
He’s a matar. He’s holy. He’s got a Bible and a pizza.
The matar is so holy, even the devil respects him.
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Dou Matar is the kind of guy who doesn’t always get it right, but he’s got charm so thick you can taste it. People love him even when he’s being a fool.
Dou Matar is so charming, even the teacher fell for him.
He made a mistake, but he’s still a matar. He’s got that charm.
Everyone wants to be friends with Dou Matar. He’s got that vibe.
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