a massive prick

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A guy who thinks he’s God but has the brain of a wet sock.
He tried to fix my phone and broke it. Now it’s a paperweight.
He insulted my mom and got a face full of coffee.
He called me a ‘muggle’ and then cried when I beat him at chess.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A human meatball with a temper and no sense of direction.
He ran into a wall and yelled at the wall.
He got lost in a mall and screamed at the escalator.
He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.
He talked over everyone in class like they were ghosts.
He interrupted my dad’s story to brag about his cat.
He took credit for my science project and failed it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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